The Joker is a wild card that's generally top of the trumps and beats all other cards in most card games.
A while ago I wrote a post on the hassle of carrying around a lot of debit, credit, loyalty and identification cards as they make wallets bulky and difficult to fit into pockets:
The other day I downloaded from the internet and uploaded to my phone an App - STOCARD - which promises to store the details of loyalty and identification cards on a smart phone so that they can be used when needed by opening the App and displaying the barcode. Today I uploaded the barcodes of about a dozen cards to the App in my phone so, theoretically, I'm ready to go.
The trouble is though is that I'm a bit of a Luddite and non-tangible things and especially things 'in the cloud' don't fill me with a lot of confidence. When shopping after dropping The Old Girl off at the bus stop I used my ONE CARD at COUNTDOWN rather than risk holding up the queue behind me by opening my phone and showing the App.
My invention idea is to have one master card (not Mastercard) that has the details of all debit, credit, loyalty and identification cards one owns uploaded to it so that when shopping the debit, credit and identification requirement can be met for the transaction by the retailer hitting a keycode for the appropriate card type just before the master card is scanned.*
I think that this idea is a winner - the Joker in the pack.
* Once again I need to say that I'm the ideas person. Some kind of engineering and IT geek will need to be recruited to take care of these minor details.
Monday, 8 July 2019
Friday, 5 July 2019
"SO IT GOES"
"That's just silly. But I had a good idea today!"
So said Robert, an occasional blog contributor just before he and his blog disappeared again.
It reminded me of a scene in Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse 5 when a POW, a tramp says to other prisoners when being transported in freight-cars in freezing conditions in WW2 - "This ain't cold. I've had colder than this" (or something similar). In the morning he was dead.
Anyway I had a good idea today. As The Old Girl is coming up for the weekend I've been busy cleaning the house. I used different cleaning agents for the floors, the toilets, the showers, the bath and other surfaces. After that when taking a shower I used soap for my body and shampoo and conditioner for what's left of my hair. These were all in different containers. I haven't manufactured a prototype of the non-slip soap gloves yet so of course the soap slipped and fell to the shower floor.
As I was soaping up I thought about all of the other containers of cleaning materials and wondered why we can't just have one that suits all.
EUREKA!
My idea is to have one container of 'magic' liquid* that can be used to clean people, floors, surfaces, bathrooms, toilets - everything that needs cleaning. The magic liquid (soon to be patented) will be configured to 'know' what its purpose is when in contact with the surface or item to be cleaned**
In the past, when staying in hotels I've often just emptied all of those little containers (body soap, shampoo, conditioner, bath suds etc) into a bath of hot water as I believe that they all get re-filled from the one container somewhere in the hotel basement.
I think I'm on a winner here.
* I'm the ideas guy. I'll have to contract out the liquid creation to some scientific guys.
** See above.
Thursday, 4 July 2019
NON-SLIP SOAP
It's really annoying when having a bath and trying to pick up the bar of soap that you've dropped. The little bastard always slips away and ends up a long way from where you thought it was going to be. Repeatedly lunging into the water interferes with the other things that you are doing - reading, having a cup of tea or a glass of wine, dozing etc.
I've come up with a solution that I think is well worth patenting - Velcro gloves.
Yes, yes I hear you say- there are already similar items in the market but these are heavy and created for horse riding, gardening and other active pursuits.
My idea is to combine some light surgical-type gloves with a velcro-like gripping substance on the palms.
THESE Plus THIS . |
And Robert is your dad's brother.
This could not only be a valuable addition to the bathroom but a serious earner for my dotage.
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