It's really annoying when having a bath and trying to pick up the bar of soap that you've dropped. The little bastard always slips away and ends up a long way from where you thought it was going to be. Repeatedly lunging into the water interferes with the other things that you are doing - reading, having a cup of tea or a glass of wine, dozing etc.
I've come up with a solution that I think is well worth patenting - Velcro gloves.
Yes, yes I hear you say- there are already similar items in the market but these are heavy and created for horse riding, gardening and other active pursuits.
My idea is to combine some light surgical-type gloves with a velcro-like gripping substance on the palms.
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And Robert is your dad's brother.
This could not only be a valuable addition to the bathroom but a serious earner for my dotage.
That's just silly. But I had a good idea today!
ReplyDeleteOK.
DeleteWill you share it?
Is it to use that holy spirit friend of yours as a carrier pigeon for messages?
If he can carry heavier loads than letters then Amazon, Costco, E-Bay and Trade-me deliveries could be the way to go.
Uber food's an option as well. He could do a bit of evangelising and drum up some business as a sideline. Just a thought. The Curmudgeonly Inventor is full of those although The Old Girl said I was full of 'it' whatever that means.
I guess that we'll never know - Robert's gone again.
ReplyDelete'Robert's Journey 'blog should have amalgamated with the defunct Richard's Bass Bag offshoot - 'Bill's Great Adventures' or Time Blog Bill' or something.
I givr this blog a week before it gets burried with the other Curmudgeon blogs that are in a long forgotten stack.
ReplyDelete"I givr this blog a week before it gets burried with the other Curmudgeon blogs that are in a long forgotten stack."
ReplyDeleteRobert? Is that you pretending to be Richard?
If it really is you Richard then challenge accepted.
If any blogs deserve to be 'burried' then a whole lot of yours qualify ..... hold on ......they have been.