THE CURMUDGEONLY INVENTOR

Thursday, 4 July 2019

NON-SLIP SOAP

I've thought about non-slip soap but have come to the conclusion that it won't be possible to make this unless the soap is combined with gravel.



It's really annoying when having a bath and trying to pick up the bar of soap that you've dropped. The little bastard always slips away and ends up a long way from where you thought it was going to be. Repeatedly lunging into the water interferes with the other things that you are doing - reading, having a cup of tea or a glass of wine, dozing etc.

I've come up with a solution that I think is well worth patenting - Velcro gloves.

Yes, yes I hear you say- there are already similar items in the market but these are heavy and created for horse riding, gardening and other active pursuits.



My idea is to combine some light surgical-type gloves with a velcro-like gripping substance on the palms.

THESE



Plus


THIS
.

And Robert is your dad's brother.


This could not only be a valuable addition to the bathroom but a serious earner for my dotage.